So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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