Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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