So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Randomize