Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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