just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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