i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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