btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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