You surviving the open bar?
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I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I think my moral compass just broke
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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