I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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