If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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