Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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