Do you still have your period?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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