so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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