I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
