I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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