we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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