I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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