I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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