But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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