no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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