he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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