You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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