my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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