My room smells like vodka and shame
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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