"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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