He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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