And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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