new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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