I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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