Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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