Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
