oh god the rape fog is back!
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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