So drunk its hurt
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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