I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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