Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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