Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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