That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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