I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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