The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Randomize
