Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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