can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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