We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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