For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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