You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
