his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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