i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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