I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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