If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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