Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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