I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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