i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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