You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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