Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
